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Emo Philips Quotes

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Dive into 10 memorable quotes by Emo Philips on CardsLook, carefully curated to highlight their unique voice and profound insights. Perfect for fans and anyone seeking inspiration from Emo Philips's words.

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Women: You can't live with them, and you can't get them to dress up in a skimpy little Nazi costume and beat you with a warm squash or something.

- Emo Philips

Quotes Dress Quotes

Published on: January 21, 2025 03:10 AM

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When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.

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Quotes Work Quotes Night Quotes

Published on: January 16, 2025 07:00 PM

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When I wake up in the morning, I just can't get started until I've had that first, piping hot pot of coffee. Oh, I've tried other enemas.

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Quotes First Quotes Coffee Quotes

Published on: January 4, 2025 08:55 AM

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Actually, my cd was released in 1985, in return for two German missionaries and a Dutch urologist.

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Quotes Missionaries Quotes

Published on: December 29, 2024 08:17 PM

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I once had a large gay following, but I ducked into an alleyway and lost him.

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Quotes Gay Quotes

Published on: December 24, 2024 08:36 PM

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I love to go to the playground and watch the children jumping up and down. They don't know I'm firing blanks.

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Quotes Love Quotes Children Quotes

Published on: December 11, 2024 09:05 PM

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I got some new underwear the other day. Well, new to me.

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Quotes Day Quotes

Published on: December 8, 2024 09:10 PM

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You know what I hate? Indian givers... no, I take that back.

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Quotes Hate Quotes

Published on: November 12, 2024 08:17 AM

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At my lemonade stand I used to give the first glass away free and charge five dollars for the second glass. The refill contained the antidote.

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Quotes First Quotes

Published on: September 13, 2024 08:48 AM

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You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life.

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Quotes Life Quotes Day Quotes Being Quotes Money Quotes School Quotes

Published on: September 12, 2024 01:22 AM

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