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Erma Bombeck Quotes

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Explore 13 powerful quotes by Erma Bombeck on CardsLook, carefully curated to showcase their wisdom, insights, and unique perspective. Perfect for fans, readers, and anyone inspired by Erma Bombeck's legacy.
Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence.
- Erma Bombeck
Quotes Thanksgiving Quotes
Published on: January 17, 2025 06:17 AM
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Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.
- Erma Bombeck
Quotes Car Quotes Parenting Quotes
Published on: January 4, 2025 10:46 PM
A friend will tell you she saw your old boyfriend - and he's a priest.
- Erma Bombeck
Quotes Will Quotes Old Quotes Girls Quotes Boyfriend Quotes
Published on: January 4, 2025 01:05 AM
House guests should be regarded as perishables: Leave them out too long and they go bad.
- Erma Bombeck
Quotes Guests Quotes
Published on: December 25, 2024 02:27 AM
My theory on housework is, if the item doesn't multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No one else cares. Why should you?
- Erma Bombeck
Quotes Fire Quotes Theory Quotes Erma Bombeck Quotes
Published on: December 19, 2024 10:03 AM
Housework, if you do it right, will kill you.
- Erma Bombeck
Quotes Right Quotes Will Quotes Erma Bombeck Quotes
Published on: December 14, 2024 05:53 PM
Being a child at home alone in the summer is a high-risk occupation. If you call your mother at work thirteen times an hour, she can hurt you.
- Erma Bombeck
Quotes Work Quotes Hurt Quotes Home Quotes Being Quotes Occupation Quotes Mother Quotes Summer Quotes
Published on: November 27, 2024 04:41 AM
Do you know what you call those who use towels and never wash them, eat meals and never do the dishes, sit in rooms they never clean, and are entertained till they drop? If you have just answered, "A house guest," you're wrong because I have just described my kids.
- Erma Bombeck
Quotes Kids Quotes Wrong Quotes Guest Quotes
Published on: November 15, 2024 05:29 AM
Never order food in excess of your body weight.
- Erma Bombeck
Quotes Food Quotes Body Quotes Weight Quotes Order Quotes Excess Quotes
Published on: November 5, 2024 03:29 PM
Some say our national pastime is baseball. Not me. It's gossip.
- Erma Bombeck
Quotes Baseball Quotes Gossip Quotes
Published on: October 25, 2024 02:34 AM
People shop for a bathing suit with more care than they do a husband or wife. The rules are the same. Look for something you'll feel comfortable wearing. Allow for room to grow.
- Erma Bombeck
Quotes Wife Quotes Rules Quotes Care Quotes Husbpeople Quotes
Published on: October 14, 2024 07:22 AM
A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.
- Erma Bombeck
Quotes Wife Quotes Birthday Quotes Erma Bombeck Quotes
Published on: September 28, 2024 06:29 PM
Never go to your high school reunion pregnant or they will think that is all you have done since you graduated.
- Erma Bombeck
Quotes Will Quotes School Quotes Graduation Quotes
Published on: September 20, 2024 06:24 PM

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