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Whatever is funny is subversive, every joke is ultimately a custard pie... a dirty joke is a sort of mental rebellion.

- George Orwell

Published on: January 20, 2025 11:19 PM

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The misconception is that standup comics are always on. I don't know any really funny comics that are annoying and constantly trying to be funny all the time.

- Joe Rogan

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Published on: January 19, 2025 04:22 AM

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Very often, I don't make it through moments of recording because it is genuinely funny and absolutely ridiculous that a 60-year-old grown man is making these noises.

- David Ogden Stiers

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Published on: January 18, 2025 06:17 PM

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It's funny because a lot of people that know me as a dancer, don't know that I'm a singer, and a lot of people that know I can sing don't know I can dance. And so, I feel like at some point I have to show them both and really be able to display it and showcase it, and put that out there.

- Naima Adedapo

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Published on: January 18, 2025 05:10 AM

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The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.

- Andy Rooney

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Published on: January 18, 2025 12:51 AM

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I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks.

- Steve Martin

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Published on: January 18, 2025 12:17 AM

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If people want to compete for leadership of a religious group, they can compete in piety. A chilling thought. Or funny.

- Mary Douglas

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Published on: January 17, 2025 06:36 AM

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I can always get better. A lot of my ex-girlfriends don't think I'm funny.

- Dane Cook

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Published on: January 16, 2025 08:17 AM

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I always approach comedy roles pretending they aren't funny.

- Brendan Fraser

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Published on: January 15, 2025 10:41 AM

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It's not about trying to be funny all the time. It's more of a document that hopefully is funny.

- David Cross

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Published on: January 14, 2025 07:05 PM

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So we used to look for funny songs, and learn them and play them. And we used to play them in pubs.

- Neil Innes

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Published on: January 14, 2025 02:55 PM

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I'll think of the idea and then I'll write something down, then within that there will be a joke or two which is the original thing which I thought was funny.

- David Cross

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Published on: January 14, 2025 01:15 PM

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The thing about For Better or Worse is the only thing that made me an okay director for that is that I have a sense of humor, and it was supposed to be funny.

- Jason Alexander

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Published on: January 13, 2025 06:31 PM

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Is it spoken word? Kinda, but that's a weird area. Is it comedy? Well, it's funny but no, it's not comedy.

- Bruce McCulloch

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Published on: January 10, 2025 05:48 PM

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People ask 'do you make a conscious effort not to swear?' - if you're doing silly stuff you're not tempted to put swearing in. All the comics from my childhood, who were funny without swearing, were the people that influenced me. What I do is quite traditional anyway.

- Tim Vine

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Published on: January 7, 2025 08:31 AM

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