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Joan Rivers Quotes

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Dive into 11 memorable quotes by Joan Rivers on CardsLook, carefully curated to highlight their unique voice and profound insights. Perfect for fans and anyone seeking inspiration from Joan Rivers's words.
If God wanted us to bend over he'd put diamonds on the floor.
- Joan Rivers
Quotes God Quotes
Published on: January 11, 2025 04:46 AM
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My routines come out of total unhappiness. My audiences are my group therapy.
- Joan Rivers
Quotes Audiences Quotes Unhappiness Quotes Therapy Quotes
Published on: January 3, 2025 01:10 PM
I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was 'the man goes on top and the woman underneath.' For three years my husband and I slept in bunk beds.
- Joan Rivers
Quotes Life Quotes Years Quotes Man Quotes Poor Quotes Woman Quotes Mother Quotes Blame Quotes Sex Quotes Joan Rivers Quotes
Published on: December 24, 2024 10:55 AM
My obstetrician was so dumb that when I gave birth he forgot to cut the cord. For a year that kid followed me everywhere. It was like having a dog on a leash.
- Joan Rivers
Quotes Dumb Quotes
Published on: December 13, 2024 01:53 PM
It's so long since I've had sex I've forgotten who ties up who.
- Joan Rivers
Quotes Sex Quotes
Published on: December 8, 2024 12:41 AM
It's been so long since I've had sex I've forgotten who ties up whom.
- Joan Rivers
Quotes Sex Quotes
Published on: November 28, 2024 11:00 AM
Is Elizabeth Taylor fat? Her favorite food is seconds.
- Joan Rivers
Quotes Food Quotes Favorite Quotes
Published on: November 11, 2024 11:43 AM
Thank God we're living in a country where the sky's the limit, the stores are open late and you can shop in bed thanks to television.
- Joan Rivers
Quotes God Quotes Country Quotes Open Quotes Living Quotes Television Quotes Bed Quotes Sky Quotes
Published on: October 20, 2024 02:10 AM
Our natures are a lot like oil, mix us with anything else, and we strive to swim on top.
- Joan Rivers
Quotes Oil Quotes
Published on: October 14, 2024 03:31 PM
My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on.
- Joan Rivers
Quotes Now Quotes Control Quotes Best Quotes Birth Control Quotes
Published on: September 30, 2024 04:19 PM
Never floss with a stranger.
- Joan Rivers
Quotes Funny Quotes
Published on: September 7, 2024 05:55 AM

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