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Rodney Dangerfield Quotes

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Explore 10 quotes by Rodney Dangerfield on CardsLook, carefully curated to celebrate their contributions and share their most inspiring words. Perfect for fans and admirers of Rodney Dangerfield.

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One year they asked me to be poster boy - for birth control.

- Rodney Dangerfield

Quotes Control Quotes Birth Control Quotes

Published on: January 21, 2025 02:55 AM

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I was so ugly my mother used to feed me with a sling shot.

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Quotes Mother Quotes Ugly Quotes

Published on: January 14, 2025 01:00 PM

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It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass.

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Quotes Wife Quotes Kisses Quotes

Published on: January 7, 2025 04:27 AM

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My mother had morning sickness after I was born.

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Quotes Mother Quotes Morning Quotes Sickness Quotes

Published on: January 2, 2025 05:39 PM

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I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. he told me to wear a brown tie.

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Published on: December 3, 2024 10:17 PM

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Men who do things without being told draw the most wages.

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Quotes Being Quotes Men Quotes Wages Quotes

Published on: November 7, 2024 11:05 PM

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I saved a girl from being attacked last night. I controlled myself.

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Quotes Being Quotes Night Quotes

Published on: November 4, 2024 10:03 PM

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I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.

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Quotes Wife Quotes Truth Quotes

Published on: October 23, 2024 04:29 PM

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I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.

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Quotes Being Quotes One Liner Quotes

Published on: October 6, 2024 08:00 AM

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My cousins gay, he went to London only to find out that Big Ben was a clock.

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Quotes London Quotes Gay Quotes

Published on: September 21, 2024 06:48 PM

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