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Other states are trying to abolish the death penalty... mine's putting in an express lane.

- Ron White

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Published on: January 19, 2025 10:22 PM

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There were years when I was a beer and tequila guy, then I got real fat. And then I found that you could actually go on a diet and drink scotch. Then I got hooked on scotch, and if you get hooked on scotch, then everything else just tastes wrong.

- Ron White

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Published on: December 19, 2024 07:19 PM

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The hardest that I've laughed at a movie was probably Team America. I laughed 'til I thought I was just gonna throw up. I almost had to turn it off.

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Published on: December 15, 2024 11:29 PM

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There have been times in my life that I've had a ton of vices, and my demons have run amok for years and years and years.

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Published on: November 3, 2024 09:10 AM

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You know, my first album, some of those jokes I'd done for twelve years because I couldn't throw 'em out.

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Published on: October 30, 2024 12:19 AM

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The next time you have a thought... let it go.

- Ron White

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Published on: October 26, 2024 12:29 AM

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I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.

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Published on: October 18, 2024 03:17 PM

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People are saying that I'm an alcoholic, and that's not true, because I only drink when I work, and I'm a workaholic.

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Published on: October 7, 2024 01:12 PM

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I'd rather do a really good small part than a really bad big part.

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Published on: September 26, 2024 01:07 AM

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You wanna get the truth out of me, get me hammered.

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Published on: September 18, 2024 09:51 PM