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Show me a great actor and I'll show you a lousy husband. Show me a great actress, and you've seen the devil.

- W. C. Fields

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Published on: January 14, 2025 08:22 PM

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When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty.

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Quotes Life Quotes Hope Quotes Death Quotes Duty Quotes Disgrace Quotes

Published on: December 29, 2024 05:39 PM

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There are only two real ways to get ahead today - sell liquor or drink it.

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Quotes Today Quotes Liquor Quotes

Published on: December 21, 2024 11:58 PM

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There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull by the tail and face the situation.

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Quotes Time Quotes Man Quotes

Published on: November 6, 2024 04:41 AM

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Women are like elephants. I like to look at 'em, but I wouldn't want to own one.

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Quotes Want Quotes Women Quotes

Published on: October 30, 2024 03:22 AM

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The laziest man I ever met put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn over by themselves.

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Quotes Man Quotes

Published on: October 27, 2024 06:43 AM

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It was a woman who drove me to drink, and I never had the courtesy to thank her for it.

- W. C. Fields

Quotes Woman Quotes Courtesy Quotes

Published on: October 25, 2024 06:00 AM

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Sleep - the most beautiful experience in life - except drink.

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Quotes Life Quotes Experience Quotes Sleep Quotes Beautiful Quotes

Published on: October 14, 2024 01:36 AM

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You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it.

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Quotes Trust Quotes

Published on: October 8, 2024 07:46 PM

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The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart.

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Quotes Living Quotes

Published on: September 23, 2024 10:39 AM

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Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.

- W. C. Fields

Quotes Nothing Quotes Food Quotes Water Quotes Prohibition Quotes

Published on: September 21, 2024 02:00 PM

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