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I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.

- Woody Allen

Quotes Want Quotes Work Quotes Immortality Quotes Dying Quotes

Published on: January 18, 2025 06:03 AM

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I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me this watch.

- Woody Allen

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Published on: January 15, 2025 02:46 AM

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Tradition is the illusion of permanance.

- Woody Allen

Quotes Tradition Quotes Illusion Quotes

Published on: January 14, 2025 02:07 PM

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There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?

- Woody Allen

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Published on: January 13, 2025 07:39 AM

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I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It involves Russia.

- Woody Allen

Quotes War Quotes Peace Quotes Russia Quotes

Published on: January 11, 2025 12:46 AM

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What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet.

- Woody Allen

Quotes Nothing Quotes Illusion Quotes

Published on: January 7, 2025 04:41 AM

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Dying is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down.

- Woody Allen

Quotes Lying Quotes Dying Quotes

Published on: January 1, 2025 08:22 PM

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My luck is getting worse and worse. Last night, for instance, I was mugged by a quaker.

- Woody Allen

Quotes Night Quotes Luck Quotes

Published on: December 30, 2024 08:55 PM

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Students achieving Oneness will move on to Twoness.

- Woody Allen

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Published on: December 18, 2024 05:58 AM

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If my films don't show a profit, I know I'm doing something right.

- Woody Allen

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Published on: December 9, 2024 01:43 PM

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When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.

- Woody Allen

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Published on: December 4, 2024 02:36 AM

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I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.

- Woody Allen

Quotes Laughter Quotes Thankful Quotes

Published on: December 2, 2024 01:10 PM

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Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it.

- Woody Allen

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Published on: November 29, 2024 09:39 PM

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Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink my boats.

- Woody Allen

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Published on: November 13, 2024 06:03 AM

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In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.

- Woody Allen

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Published on: November 9, 2024 06:07 PM

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